EST. 2026
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VOL. 1 — NO. 36
STAFF Pg. 10

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STAFF

Character Creation: Personality

Flip a card. Your rank is your personality.

Your Personality

Flip a card. Your rank is your personality.

RankPersonality
AApologizes constantlySorry. Also sorry for that. Sorry in advance.
2Has opinions about everythingThe salt is wrong. The plate is wrong. You’re holding the spoon wrong.
3Names their utensilsThe big knife is Gerald. Do not touch Gerald.
4Has a spirit companionOnly they can see it. It has strong feelings about the soup.
5Talks to the foodEncouragement, mostly. Sometimes a warning.
6Has an idea, but then loses itIt was brilliant. It was right there. What was it again?
7Has a nemesisNobody else knows about the feud. That’s fine. They know.
8Narrates out loud”And now I add the salt. This is the part where I add the salt.”
9Cries when complimentedA single compliment can take them out for ten minutes.
10Afraid of something smallVery specific. They don’t want to talk about it.
JCollects something weirdIt started as one. Now there are forty-seven.
QOverdressed, alwaysFor the dungeon. For the market. For Tuesday.
KClaims to have invented everythingSoup? Their idea. Fire? Also them. You’re welcome.