The Reaction
One player flips a card. Check the rank. Read it aloud.
| Rank | Client Reaction |
|---|---|
| A | Speechless. Long pause. Then: slow clap. |
| 2 | Takes a bite. Chews for a very long time. Says nothing. |
| 3 | Confused. Picks it up, turns it sideways. “Is this… intentional?“ |
| 4 | Politely horrified. Smiles through clenched teeth. |
| 5 | Hates one thing specifically. Will not let it go. |
| 6 | Genuinely impressed by one detail. Completely ignores the rest. |
| 7 | Has questions. Many questions. All unanswerable. |
| 8 | Loves it. Already planning to book you again. |
| 9 | This dish reminded them of something. They’re crying a little. |
| 10 | The wrong person tried it first. Their reaction is the one that counts now. |
| J | Hates it personally. Everyone else at the event disagrees loudly. |
| Q | Loves it so much they want to name it after themselves. |
| K | On the spot, offers to hire one of your team away from you. |
Every result is a punchline, not a score. There is no passing. There is no failing. There is only what happened.