EST. 2026
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STAFF

Character Creation

Three card flips. Suit = class. Rank = personality. Rank = calling. Draw yourself.

Flip three cards. Your class, your personality, and your calling. One from each draw. Grab an index card. That’s your character card. Write them down on the front. Flip it over and draw yourself on the back.

From: Your Class

Your Class

Flip a card. Your suit is your class.

SuitClass
♥ HeartsBakerYou see order in the process. Timing, texture, proof. What has to happen first?
♦ DiamondsButcherYou see the useful cut. Joint, trim, salvage. What's worth keeping on the board?
♣ ClubsBarbaquereYou see heat rewriting the surface. Smoke, char, patience. What wants the flame?
♠ SpadesBrewerYou see liquids turning. Steep, ferment, blend. What needs time to finish?

Your class is a narrative lens, not a mechanical modifier. A Baker and a Barbaquere flip the same cards and draw the same dish. Class tells you how your character sees the world, not what bonuses they get.

From: Your Personality

Your Personality

Flip a card. Your rank is your personality.

RankPersonality
AApologizes constantlySorry. Also sorry for that. Sorry in advance.
2Has opinions about everythingThe salt is wrong. The plate is wrong. You're holding the spoon wrong.
3Names their utensilsThe big knife is Gerald. Do not touch Gerald.
4Has a spirit companionOnly they can see it. It has strong feelings about the soup.
5Talks to the foodEncouragement, mostly. Sometimes a warning.
6Has an idea, but then loses itIt was brilliant. It was right there. What was it again?
7Has a nemesisNobody else knows about the feud. That's fine. They know.
8Narrates out loud"And now I add the salt. This is the part where I add the salt."
9Cries when complimentedA single compliment can take them out for ten minutes.
10Afraid of something smallVery specific. They don't want to talk about it.
JCollects something weirdIt started as one. Now there are forty-seven.
QOverdressed, alwaysFor the dungeon. For the market. For Tuesday.
KClaims to have invented everythingSoup? Their idea. Fire? Also them. You're welcome.

From: Your Calling

Your Calling

Flip a card. Your rank is your calling. Why you cook.

RankCalling
AA TrophyYou cook to prove something. You haven't decided what yet.
2A LegendSomewhere out there is a dish so good it changed history. You plan to top it.
3A MemoryThere was a dish, once. You can almost taste it. Almost.
4An AccidentOne experiment went sideways and suddenly this was your whole life.
5An ObsessionOne flavor. One dish. You've made it two hundred times. Getting closer.
6A GiftSomeone believed in you before you did. Rude of them. You're still grateful.
7A StereotypeEveryone expects the obvious thing. You haven't decided if you'll give it to them.
8A RivalryThere's someone out there who thinks they're better than you. They might be right. For now.
9A PromiseYou made a promise. Out loud. In front of people. No going back.
10A DreamYou have a very specific vision. It makes complete sense in your head.
JA SecretYou have a real reason. A good one. You're taking it to your grave.
QA HungerYou don't know what you're looking for. But every meal is a clue.
KA NameYou want people to say your name when they eat this. Is that so much to ask?

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